I found this in my WIP folder from 2014–apparently written for a friend on LiveJournal but never posted.
Take This Job and Shove It
181 words | [PG]
Jack & Sam at work.
“Carter,” O’Neill barks from the door to her lab.
“Sir?” Sam looks up from the report she’s working on from her last mission.
“I need you to get those reports to me faster.”
“Faster? But I turn them in as quickly as I always have. Way before Daniel-”
“Well, I need them faster.” He taps his fingers against his leg in an uneven pattern.
What’s his problem? Sam’s had a long day on P4X-whatever-it-was and just not in the mood to deal with a cranky colonel so she pierces her commanding officer with a steely glare. “They will be done in the timely manner in which they always have been.”
“I will have them done when they are done.” She doesn’t break eye contact.
O’Neill swallows, finally looking away as his face heats up. “Right, of course you will,” he mumbles. “I’ll be waiting.” He practically runs out of her lab.
Sam smirks at her computer and hits send. She was done with the report anyway—she just wanted to watch the colonel squirm for once.